Live TV reeks...

Although I like just about everything about staying in a hotel -- endless supplies of hot water, clean sheets, maid service, fluffy towels, etc. -- I loathe the hotel television. No DVR. No ability to rewind to catch a phrase I misheard. No ability to fast forward to skip commercials. No ability to view a channel guide and click to go there, or to click "info" to figure out what channel you're on or what's airing at the moment. It's TV dumbed down. Or TV as an implement of torture. Who knew there were that many channels showing infomercials at 6 a.m.?